Thursday, January 24, 2008

yowza




I can't believe I used to know this stuff... this is ONE SIDE of ONE PAGE of my notes from Ted Lindeman's P-Chem class.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

organophosphofructolactohorseshitarian



I am so tired of this nonsense. Take this pill... eat this thing... here's a vitamin that's supposed to cure brain cancer... become an organophosphofructolactohorseshitarian... Hear ye Hear ye. From now on the only things that are going to enter my body are alcohol, chocolate, and perhaps water as I see fit. That is the Davis Diet. So says I.

A thousand points for anybody that can show me an equilateral triangle who's inside vertices are 120 degrees each. AKA they add up to 360, not 180 as one might expect. See if you can wrap your mind around that one.

Then again... Colorado College looks good this year. Eh? Eh? Anybody? Hellooooo.....

Monday, January 7, 2008

Ol' Dirty Bastards

"As it can be maintained that all the great advances have come from men under forty, so the history of the world shows that a very large proportion of the evils may be traced to the sexagenarian--nearly all the great mistakes politically and socially, all of the worst poems, most of the bad pictures, a majority of the bad novels, and not a few of the bad sermons and speeches."
-William Osler, MD - 1905-

Wil (my college roommate), is placing his money on Clinton and Romney. I'm going to have to go with Obama and McCain. I think Thompson will probably drop out and throw his support to McCain too. Anyhow... I don't have much more to say than that.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

wee wawooo waaaah

I think that's how Beaker sounded in the Muppets... correct me if I'm wrong. In fact, little known is his (and two others') rendition of Oh Danny Boy.

If you're still paying attention, it's election day! Or caucus day, at least in Iowa. Few people know how HUGE of a fan I am of presidential politics. It's bigger than the Superbowl, more money is spent than on the Olympics, it only happens every four years, it's winner take all, and THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE WORLD rests on the outcome. The stakes are so high and the winner so important that it's like a 10 month orgasm for political pundits around the world.

What's more... there hasn't been an election season this exciting with BOTH major parties hanging in the balance. ANYBODY could win! If anybody reads this before tonight, weight in on who you think will win in both parties.

I guess Obama and Romney.